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November 19, 2003
You know what I think?

We need to get rid of all the pollution in the air.

What I think is, we should have GIANT vacuum trucks that drive around (using eco-friendly fuels, of course) sucking up polluted air from cities. And corporations should be required to hook their exhaust systems to GIANT tanker trucks and pump all of their air pollution directly into them.

Then we should build a GIANT tube and stick in some unimportant spot in the world. We'd need to build it two or three layers thick, so we could drive trucks and trains full of pollution in and hook them up to machines that would pump their contents into the sealed, center chamber.

Then you could turn on GIANT turbines and WHOOSH, blow all the pollution up the tube into outer space.

It's not the dumbest pollution-control idea you'll read today, I promise you.

Posted by AnneZook at 02:53 PM