It's not that I don't love you any more

It's just that it had to come - one of those days when doing Actual Work was going to have to take precedence over blogging.

No time for the headlines, but I did take a quick sweep through the land o'blog, to see what everyone had to say about last night's primary results. There's surprisingly little discussion of it all.

But I do agree with Tom that it's awfully hard to get the kind of attention paid to anonybloggers like Atrios.

Except that I don’t exactly want to be an anonyblogger. It lacks distinction.

No, I think that from now on I required to be referred to as the Grand PoohBlogger and to be addressed as, "Your Specialness." I always wanted a Sekrit Identity.

Of course, in order to be really Sekrit, I'm going to have to convince y'all to forget I'm a girl who lives in Colorado, so I'm asking you now to just do that little thing for me.

Those of you in favor will be allowed to address me as 'Poobla', but only in private.

While I'm at it, I think I'll develop a few superpowers.

I was thinking only yesterday that the ability to command the instantaneous presence of an elevator, eliminating those toe-tapping waits, would be a good one.

I'm also going to work on the psychic ability to convince drivers in rush hour traffic that the lane I'm not in is moving faster, thus tempting them to clear the road in front of me.

Updates will be posted as the situation warrants, unless I forget all about the subject in the next ten seconds.