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September 15, 2008
It Boggle Ze Mind!

George Bush, a millionaire (thanks to a handful of his father's buddies who bailed him out of various disastrous financial experiments and let him in on money-making schemes instead), feels your pain as the country heads toward a total financial meltdown.

He'd like to help, but he needs all of the billions he can lay his hands on to protect Cheney & Friends' oil wars overseas.

"I know Americans are concerned about the adjustments that are taking place in our financial markets," said Bush, speaking at the White House Rose Garden. "We are working to reduce disruptions and minimize the impact on the [broader economy]."

For the record? Euphemisms like "adjustments" do not make you sound more like you actually understand what's going on.

And precisely how are you "working?" What is the government doing? Do you even know?

Bush didn't offer much detail



Okay, no, for George, it's not that stupid. It's just--I haven't made fun of him in such a long time!

Posted by AnneZook at 10:26 AM