You know what you need? A dishwasher. Choose between empty-headed dishwashing muscle-boy or major appliance. I'm not here to tell you how to live your life to *that* extent.

I have a dishwasher. But, like all dishwashers, it uses the same plumbing as the kitchen sink.

To be honest, I would really rather have empty-headed dishwashing muscle-boy. He could vacuum naked in his spare time.