Comments: "Pretend you care."

Actually, some gay men don't find women a total turnoff -- they just don't have the heat that guys induce.

You know, like the difference between being interested vs being obsessed.

Posted by Scorpio at July 30, 2005 04:32 PM

Well, yes, I know, but still.

I have to assume that any self-respecting human being would object to knowing their partner was being counseled to "put down the paper and pretend to care" as a major coping mechanism for life, you know?

Posted by Anne at August 1, 2005 03:46 PM

"in order to be able to enjoy the soft, mushy feel of a woman"

Oh yes, that is how I like my women. When I'm out on a date I don't look to see if a woman is pretty, or smart, or flirtacious, or darling, no, what I'm checking out is how mushy they are.

Omigod. That is the funniest thing I've read in a month. Thank you, Anne. I really needed that.

Posted by Lawrence Krubner at August 5, 2005 11:15 PM