I'll be a Problem Guest of some kind.

I'd say you'd probably be good at it, but it would sound wrong..... Still, somewhere out there is a market for professional Problem Guests.

That sounds like a fun way to spend the weekend. I agree with you, it would be interesting to see how they handle someone who is picky or a little difficult -- do they keep their cool and keep smiling? It sounds like they just might...

Hee, Jonathan. It does sound like an interesting job, doesn't it? Especially if it involves a lot of four-star and five-star resorts.

Sadly, I have to admit that I'm much less--belligerent, in person. I snark and whine and huff and complain and generally lay down the law when I'm writing, but in person, I'm more--not so much passive-aggressive as passive--aggr--passive--aggre--passive. If you know what I mean.

I decided, after the fact, Dail, that I hadn't planned the Sekrit event well enough. I should have been ready with some kind of complaint or pseudo-problem. (But who would have thought that someone determined to find a problem would be unable so to do?)